humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
Vaginebola
Red Tide Warning
shark week
the red wave
i second shark week
Ah. You’re actually not awful at that.
Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.
(via brb-destieling)
carcrashedheartintheblackparade:
i just want someone to write a pop punk love song about me
isnt that what we all want
(via hellomynameis1998)
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
(Source: morristibbs, via hellomynameis1998)
I’ve never, ever watched anything where you can tell two characters are attracted to each other as I see in Supernatural with Dean and Cas and I’ve only seen clips on youtube.
(via onebigavocado)
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
(via boscombes)
do you ever just stop to think about lucifer
and how he was in the pit for millennia
scheming and plotting every single tiny detail of his rise to power
thinking through everything that could possibly go wrong, and creating hundreds of backup plans for each scenario
and the one thing that he didn’t plan for
the one thing that was his downfall
was sam winchester loving his brother more than anything in the entire universe
do you ever just think about that
(Source: theboywhorunswithwolves, via keptinkewrk)
